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[phoenixblessed]

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[localweirdo]

🌸🌼🌺🌷🌻🌹🌸🌼🌺🌷

Hello, my dear friend! 🤗👋

I just wanted to let you know how much I value our friendship. 🌸💕

You are like a beautiful flower 🌼🌺🌷 in my life, adding colour 🖍and joy 🥳 to each day. 🌤🌨🌜

Thank you for being there for me during the winter 🌨️, spring 🌷, summer ☀️, and fall 🍁. You truly are a friend for all seasons. ❄️🌸☀️🍂

Let's spread kindness like a garden full of beautiful flowers! 🌻🌹

Please pass this ✉️ message ✉️ on to 3 👯‍♀️ special friends 👯‍♀️ who brighten up your world! 🌈👭👬👫 If you don't, you will turn into a bitter gourd 🍆🥒 and no one will want to be your friend. 😢 Send it to people now! My neighbour's eggplant 🍆🍆🍆 also turned into a worm 🐛🐛🐛 because he ignored it! 😱

🌸🌼🌺🌷🌻🌹🌸🌼🌺🌷

[phoenixblessed]

Why do I have two of these?

[localweirdo]

The better question is why don't you have more?

[phoenixblessed]

Because other people know better.

[localweirdo]

You make it seem that getting more kind words is a bad thing. I know I wouldn't want you to turn into an eggplant!

[phoenixblessed]

If I actually turn into an eggplant you'll be the first person I tell.

[localweirdo]

That is. If you can talk at that point!

You can't if you're a vegetable!

[phoenixblessed]

Hm.

It might get me some peace and quiet at least.

[localweirdo]

So you want to be turned into an eggplant.

I'm not sure if I should be sad or impressed.

[phoenixblessed]

As a temporary measure it might be quite a tranquil existence.

[localweirdo]

...

Do I need to tell a joke to get a smile out of you?

[phoenixblessed]

Are you going to tell a joke regardless of what I say to that?

[localweirdo]

Yes.

[Beat]

It is definitely pauseible

[GET IT????]

[phoenixblessed]

I have a feeling this is one of those jokes better delivered out loud.

[He doesn't get it.]

[localweirdo]

[...]

Then shall I switch over to voice? Perhaps you would understand it then?

[phoenixblessed]

[... sigh.]

If you must.

[localweirdo]

[With that, she switched over to voice. Can he hear the giggles in her voice?]

How about now? Can you how it is pauseible?

[phoenixblessed]

[A few seconds of silence follow, then a soft sigh.]

I hope you stretched before making that reach.

[localweirdo]

[........]

You make it seem that joke wasn't funny. You didn't smile at all? Not even a little?

[phoenixblessed]

I can't say that I did.

[When you can actually hear his voice his tone does come across a little more softly than his texting would convey.]

But try another one. I have time.

[localweirdo]

Okay, let's see here.

[With that, she cleared her throat.]

Why did the singer burst into flames?

[wait for it...!!]

He was on fire!

[phoenixblessed]

[There are a few moments of silence, and then a soft 'augh...' from the other end of the connection.]

I think I just felt physical pain from that.

[localweirdo]

Oh, I don't think it was that bad! It could have been even worse!

[That said?]

Would you like to make a joke?

[phoenixblessed]

[Oh it definitely could have been worse. That was a dad joke if he ever heard one.

Her question does make him let out a small snort of laughter though.]

Oh, not even a little bit.